Out of the mouths of popstars
Today only, Handcuffed Lightning is being edited by a very special guest, Celine Dion.
Over to you, Celine. No, no. We don't want to hear about the power of love. We are interested in the other stuff you've had to say recently:
"I open the television, there's people still there, waiting to be rescued, and for me it's not acceptable, I know there's reasons for it [the delayed relief effort]. I'm sorry to say I'm being rude, but I don't want to hear those reasons. How come it's so easy to send planes in another country to kill everyone in a second, to destroy lives?"Leaving aside the interesting question of how many people Celine has trapped inside her television, waiting for her to open it, it is a sad day when the voice of reason comes from a woman hitherto more famous for wearing a tuxedo back to front on purpose.